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(no subject) [Dec. 22nd, 2012|07:10 am]
Ejia Arath
And the world has failed to end.



Try again in a century. I'm sure 21/12/2112 will be much more conducive to the apocalypse.
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(no subject) [Dec. 19th, 2012|02:17 pm]
Ejia Arath
[Current Mood |hothot]

"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself" doesn't apply to haircuts. It also doesn't apply to dentistry. Unlike hair, though, teeth don't grow back. And because I am a cheap lazy bastard I had put off having a tooth extracted until the very last minute, when there was barely a tooth to remove at all. While the process itself was painless, the dentist was digging away in there like he was excavating some long lost civilization, and the pressure was highly unnerving. Throughout the whole thing I felt as though he would slip and break something, but thankfully nothing of the sort happened.

I suppose if there's a moral to the story it's "don't be a lazy bastard when it comes to your teeth".

If the world really does end two days from now, at least I'll have an excuse not to spend the holidays with family.
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(no subject) [Nov. 21st, 2012|10:08 pm]
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Ooh, lovely. Only one more month before the world ends! Can we get flung out into deep space? I'd vastly prefer that to having the Earth burnt to a crisp or shake itself apart.
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(no subject) [Sep. 17th, 2012|12:50 pm]
Ejia Arath
Sleep deprivation makes everything hilarious. I just laughed hysterically at a vegetable.
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(no subject) [May. 7th, 2012|01:22 am]
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I bought almost two pounds of Gouda. What the hell do I do with that much cheese? I suppose I could grate it and roll around in it or something.
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(no subject) [Apr. 1st, 2012|06:54 pm]
Ejia Arath
[Current Mood |annoyedannoyed]

I suppose I have to write something here sometime. Eh, life continues to be boring.

This is being crossposted from dreamwidth, because LIVEJOURNAL Y U NO WORK?
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Happy 15th! [Jan. 11th, 2012|12:46 pm]
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I forgot all about it, but December 26, 2011 was my 15th year on the internet. Go me! Go internet!
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(no subject) [Jan. 2nd, 2012|01:13 am]
Ejia Arath
Right, is anyone glad that that crapfest of a year is over and done with? I know I am.

Thankfully, New Year's goes over much more smoothly at the family home. Maybe it's because of all the pretty lights and explosions. They do tend to distract one, after all. Plus, setting things on fire is so much fun! As long as it's not, you know, yourself.

Well, with only around 350 days or so until the world ends, I'd better get cracking if I'm taking over. Stupid apocalypse! So inconsiderate of other peoples' plans.
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(no subject) [Dec. 29th, 2011|02:52 pm]
Ejia Arath
Ignore me. Just doing a little testing.
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Well. [Dec. 29th, 2011|01:23 am]
Ejia Arath
[Current Music |Ladytron - Destroy Everything You Touch]

I want to say that was an... interesting Christmas, but honestly it's just regular holiday shenanigans turned up to eleven. More shouting than is usual.

In any case, the Hogfather two-parter TV special is airing! I shall watch it, complete with delightful chicken and cheddar cheese pastry thing to nibble on.
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I love you. Don't forget. [Dec. 24th, 2011|02:17 am]
Ejia Arath
If there's one thing I believe in, it's the power of love.



Right, looks like LJ's failing even harder. If that doesn't work, hopefully this does.




Happy assorted wintertime holidays!
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Writer's Block: Bah Humbug Day! [Dec. 21st, 2011|04:10 pm]
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[Current Music |Hall & Oates - I Can't Go For That]

Take a deep breath. Now rant about something.


YOUR NEW COMMENT SYSTEM IS TERRIBLE, LIVEJOURNAL.

But I am so happy I get to expand childs. IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE
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Writer's Block: B.Y.O.B. Holidays [Dec. 15th, 2011|12:50 pm]
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What is your must-see holiday movie? One random answer will win a $50 Amazon gift card. [Details here]


I present to you the greatest holiday film of all time.

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KEEDNAPPEENG but not really [Dec. 9th, 2011|12:15 am]
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I'm sorry, whose damn idea was it again to go up into the mountains in what passes for winter here? Especially with two elderly people who are somewhat susceptible to the cold? I think I'll sit here patiently while my lungs implode. Is it possible to form a black hole solely out of mucus density? LET'S FIND OUT

Silly family trips. And I'm sure my father doesn't appreciate being carted around seemingly purpouslessly either. Normally I welcome the cold, but the last time I went a thousand feet above sea level I got a week long cold. I would like to be able to breathe, thank you.


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(no subject) [Nov. 14th, 2011|06:22 am]
Ejia Arath
[Current Mood |hungryhungry]
[Current Music |Florence + the Machine - Strangeness and Charm]

I just saw In Time. I'm sorry, I'm supposed to think wealth and immortality are naughty bad oh so evil things? I think I rather like the idea of being in perfect health and not worry that my organs are going to conk out at inopportune moments, or that my arteries aren't being caulked up, or whatever it is that is making me arghable recently. Besides! Eternal life and a lot of money to go along with it is a somewhat more achievable goal than godhood. The whole omnipotence, omniscience deal would be nice, though.

Revelation: I suppose I like bacon well enough, but I actually prefer ham a lot more. Tuna slightly more than that. Sandwich time!
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November means NaNoWriBLARG [Nov. 5th, 2011|01:42 am]
Ejia Arath
[Current Mood |tiredtired]
[Current Music |Vienna Teng - 1br/1ba]

I congratulate myself! Five days of NaNoWriMo, and I have barely broken a thousand words. Hooray for procrastination?

Really, I don't even know why I try. I entertain no delusions of being a competent writer. Wait, actually, I do. I do! How do we get along in life without our lovely little delusions? Of course I can't actually write anything good. I often think I can do a lot of different things - writing, drawing, dancing, cooking - and I can. it's just that while I do the occasional dabble, I don't actually do anything long enough to become competent at it. Still, it's fun! Failure is fun, isn't it?

I take nothing seriously. It is both my greatest strength and most terrible weakness. Onward! To stuff... and... things!
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Writer's Block: Far and away [Oct. 25th, 2011|08:15 am]
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Describe your dream vacation.


A cruise.

Since I can't very well take an interstellar liner out to Saturn, around this planet will have to do. I'm going to team up with a mystery-solving little old lady and we're going to catch a murderer! It'll be fun!
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(no subject) [Oct. 15th, 2011|04:05 am]
Ejia Arath
Good news everyone! /Farnsworth

Echocardiography says my heart is fine. So my heart is only metaphorically breaking, aha ha. I do still have blood tests, a stress test, and x-rays to do. And I still have to have something done about my teeth. Stupid frail mortal body. *grumble*

If the pleasures of the flesh weren't so pleasurable - and by flesh I mean the delightful flesh of delicious dead animals - I'd have uploaded my consciousness into a mechanical body. Well, that and the fact that it's not possible, but that's just nitpicking.
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Writer's Block: Between a rock and a hard place [Oct. 13th, 2011|01:46 am]
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What's worse: a pit of snakes or a pit of spiders?


Spiders. Not all snakes are venomous, but all spiders are. Besides, I have a massive case of arachnophobia, and snakes can be pretty.
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(no subject) [Oct. 5th, 2011|02:55 am]
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Money can't buy happiness. Is that what people who have no money say to console themselves? Whether it's true or not I'd rather be wealthy and miserable then not wealthy and still miserable.

Remember, kids! If you don't have money, don't get sick! Because if health is wealth (I really hate aphorisms now) you'll be doubly broke. Actually, scratch that: even if you do have money, don't get sick anyway. Because chances are that by the time you're even halfway better, you won't have any money left.

Teal deer time! Sickness: Bad. Being broke: also bad. Pancakes: good!
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